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Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.
And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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🎶And from your lips / he drew a ‘Fat Cock Friday’🎶
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Queer Judge Turpin: How cunt you look in that light muslin gown.
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She’s sixteen years old? She should be on The Corny Collins Show.
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He’s in his 40s? He should be in his big tall house with the rooms by the dozen.
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that santa baby song is pretty good but then she asks him for ‘the deed to a platinum mine’, and thats something a supervillain would say
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